There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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