i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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