carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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