i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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