So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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