did you get engaged???
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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