her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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