there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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