and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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