shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
