I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
