I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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