your room smells of hookers.
And success
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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