whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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