found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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