the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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