i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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