one two three fourrrrnication!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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