Do vagina's smell?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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