So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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