It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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