dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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