ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
