I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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