absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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