The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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