This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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