i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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