Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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