The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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