Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I need to calm my uterus...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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