Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
