so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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