All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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