Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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