we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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