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That's intense
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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