your room smells of hookers.
And success
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
