Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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