My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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