dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
