Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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