hotel room ftw
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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