That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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