Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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