Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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