and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Every concussion has its silver lining
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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