I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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