Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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