the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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