OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We have so much sex to catch up on
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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