we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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