Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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