So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize