So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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