They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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