Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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