just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
this will be a night to untag.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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